December 2011
“It’s like screaming, and no one can hear. You almost feel ashamed, that someone...”
– Rihanna (via daisy-ch4in)
“Depression is the most unpleasant thing I have ever experienced. It is that...”
– J. K. Rowling (via herzfehler)
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: nothing
me tomorrow morning
mom: hey hun good morning
me: illuminati
mom: what
me: 9/11
mom: .. do you want eggs?
me: corruption
mom: poptarts...?
me: were being watched
mom:
me:
mom:
me: ................ umbrella ella ella ay ay ay
